Category Archives: FTW!!!

Kadooment Day

I’m sure this picture of Miss Robin Fenty has made the rounds…

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With that being said, Cropover is a must next year. That is all.

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SuperBowl Sunday

A lot of you fuckers are preparing for the big game this evening. There are rules and etiquette to be followed when visiting a friend or a “friend of a friend” to watch the game, with that being said, I wrote me a manual for your viewing enjoyment and application to any foul-ass, dimwitted moochers you may have showing up at your front door.

  1. You’re a guest, bring a beverage to share. Don’t walk with yuh two long empty fackin hand. Don’t bring a bottle of cheap ass Spumante or Baby Duck either. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Bring some rum, vodka or a six-pack of beer. Not one can of Crest for yourself, you selfish motherfuck.
  2. If you are going to bring a friend, it would be COMMON COURTESY to let the host know in advance. Don’t show up with somebody that was not invited by the host. One must give the host advance notice if they want outsiders in their humble abode.
  3. If you were not invited, do not try to invite yourself. If the individual wants you there, he or she will invite you.
  4. DO NOT DOUBLE-DIP!!! NUFF SAID!!!
  5. If you must the toilet facilities, be discreet, wash your hands and spray when done. If there’s no spray, light a match, do something.
  6. To follow up the last rule, DO NOT CLOG THE TOILET!!!
  7. Act like you have a home. Don’t be that person trying to stuff their plate with any and everything without consideration for others.
  8. We trying to watch the game, only football talk will be tolerated.
  9. No negative talk about football will be tolerated unless it is hate for a team involved. If you like Hockey, you can choose any non-black establishment in the GTA to watch a game because they’re always showing it.
  10. Ladies, the SuperBowl is NOT THE TIME TO ASK about the rules of the game. I don’t want to hear you ask “What does encroachment mean???”
  11. If you’re only there for the halftime show, go the fuck home.
  12. Three words that shall never be mentioned, “change the channel”
  13. Clean up after yourself, the host took a lot of time preparing or ordering food and making their place available, show some respect.

That right there are some rules. If you follow these rules, you’ll be invited to another party. If not, you’ll be marked whether you like it or not.

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Free At Last

A few of y’all have heard, but all should know. Brian Banks is a free man. Brian is a man who was falsely accused of raping a classmate as a sixteen year-old. A sixteen year-old, who had already verbally agreed to a football scholarship at USC. Dude obviously had plans, until one day, a vengeful skank lied about him raping her. He was either forced to stand trial and possibly serve 41 years to life or accept a plea deal. As a young black man in the state of California, you don’t have much choice. He took the plea deal and sentenced to serve ten years.

Banks, released after five years, put on parole and forced to wear an ankle bracelet as a registered sex offender. Banks’ luck changed when the accuser sent him a friend invite on Facebook, requesting to let “bygones be bygones”. The two met up and she admitted to lying and making up the whole story. A story which is even more ridiculous since the State Prosecutor found no DNA evidence when they wanted to take him to trial, just a case of “he said, she said”, might I also throw in the fact that the two never did have sex with each other. Either way, after admitting that she lied, she stated she “will not help him clear his name as her family would have to give back the $1.5 million dollar cash settlement they received from the School board.”

Luckily, this was videotaped, as shown below in the video below. The case was heard and quickly dismissed. I am so happy Banks’ is out of jail and hopefully somebody gives this kid a chance, if not in the NFL, at least somewhere else.

As for the no good bitch, scum of the Earth that put this man through hell for the last ten agonizing years… I have nothing to say other than I hope she goes to jail. Lying about something so heinous is lower than low. No man deserves this shit. Rape is a serious thing. Once you’re accused, your life changes forever. It doesn’t matter if you’re guilty or innocent, most outsiders see you in a different light. Hopefully, people will look at him as a good individual and not look down on him.

God Bless Brian Banks.

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The Avengers Trailer

I think this is the one comic book movie we all have been waiting for. The Avengers will assemble next May but for now, we will settle for this trailer…

Twerk Team, Bend Ova

Here’s a bonus for the weekend peeps… because I’m a nice guy!!!

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Twerk Team, Go Shorty Go

GO SHORTY GO!!! Mannnnnnnn… I luv these girls… if u know them, I would like an introduction!!! I think a trip to All-Stars in Detroit is in order!!!

In the spirit of Oktoberfest…

Last Thursday, a good friend of mine asked if I was going to make a trip to Oktoberfest. Me with my foolish self started thinking… “Who the hell is going to Germany??? I would love to go, but it isn’t feasible right now.” In turn, I gave the smart answer, “where is it taking place?” He sent me a message on twitter showing one place called the “Bier Markt” (Beer Market) down on the Esplanade. Considering I was going for dinner with my sexy friend (don’t ask who ;)), I suggested the Bier Markt as a place of interest and she was all for it. Sooooooo… to the Bier Markt we went and COTTTTTT DAMNNNNNNN!!! The food was on point, the liquor was definitely on point and the place was really, really live. I would suggest this place to any and everybody, now keep in mind, I don’t know how the King West location is, but the Esplanade location is really good and there’s a lot of space. Click here to check out the Bier Markt, I’m sure y’all would not be disappointed. As me and my lady friend were not. It was so good, the cavalry came down for a Saturday night venture. Needless to say, it was good times… PICS COMING SOON!!!

Oh Serena…

Yeah, it’s been a while, I got shit to do you know. Anyhow, check out the new cover of the ESPN Magazine, in stores next week. Fellas, all I gotta say is… SERENA… and yes, there are shots w/o clothes. Don’t say I’m not a team player you bastards!!! Click here for salvation!!!

For those who have a login for ESPN Insider, please send me your username and password… I do not want to pay for a subscription… LOL

WOW!!!

WOW!!!

The Woman’s Protocol For Football Sundays…

This one here is for the ladies, y’all ready know I can be real nice an ting… then… there are times I can be a real jerk… some of y’all will choose the latter today and you know what??? GWEK!!! From the first Sunday of September up until roughly the first Sunday of February, is known as a “Football Sunday”.

Some of y’all have a rough idea, but you really have no idea. A man does not want to be disturbed while watching Football on Sunday… PERIOD!!!

For those of you females who think you have an idea, let me ask you a question. “When does ‘Football Sunday’ begin???” If you’re thinking the time of the first game, 1pm EST, WRONG!!! “Football Sunday” begins fourty-five to sixty minutes before the first pre-game show begins. The only time you should interrupt the alpha male is when you are bringing him food or a beverage, preferably of alcoholic nature of course. But yes, here’s the schedule that each woman must adhere to…

10:00 – 11:00, Fantasy Football Rosters set, Pro-Line/Point Spread/Pro Picks tickets played
11:00 – 13:00, ESPN Countdown
12:00 – 13:00, (some people would change off ESPN for Fox NFL Sunday)
13:00 – 16:00, Game 1 of choice
16:00 – 16:15, Washroom break
16:15 – 19:15, Game 2 of choice
19:15 – 20:15, ESPN Primetime
20:15 – 23:30, Sunday Night Game

You see women, there’s no room for error. All women must adhere to this schedule unless you’re a down ass chick that understands the game and you’ve cooked in advance. You may sit with the alpha male!!! However, since most of you do not fit under the previously mentioned category… do not call me, text me, message me (BBM, MSN, Yahoo, AOL, ICQ, Google Talk, Skype, Facebook or whatever mudda cunt creation they come up with next) unless it is to bring me my meal.

Failure to adhere to the script can lead to some “ackrite”… not that I condone it but hey… those who don’t hear muss feel!!!

Nothing wrong with some divine and a little intervention

Nothing wrong with some divine and a little intervention

I expect to hear from some Women’s Rights group real soon… I’ll tell them where to go though!!! DEUCES!!!

Happy Birthday to me… a week later

I honestly don’t even know where to begin with this one as the events over the past eleven days were quite a trip, in every sense of the word. This might start off as a repeat of my previous post, but that is not the case.

I would like to start off by thanking everybody for the birthday wishes, it was greatly appreciated. As for those who wanted to jump the gun a day early… it is still appreciated… don’t let it happen again, LOL.

The birthday went well as I worked… (never again on my Birthday), soldiered throughout the day (remember I did spend the night at Diamond’s). Later on that evening, spent the night drinking and eating Red Lobster.

Wednesday night, I left for Brooklyn. I must say it was the quite experience since I brought along my homegirl and a couple of “tourists”. I must say they experienced quite a bit of culture shock being out of their normal element but had quite an interesting experience nonetheless. (Details to follow in a future post, LOL)

I got back from the US last night thinking I was going to pass out as soon as I reached home, but that was not the case as I was busy returning messages that I missed.

It seems like I’m all over the place right now, but I still am lacking sleep and there’s still alcohol in my system. I just wanted to say thanks for a memorable birthday and also wish a Happy Birthday to my Twin, Michelle… you know I love yuh!!!

More in-depth posts in regards the trip will be provided soon enough!!!