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SuperBowl Sunday

A lot of you fuckers are preparing for the big game this evening. There are rules and etiquette to be followed when visiting a friend or a “friend of a friend” to watch the game, with that being said, I wrote me a manual for your viewing enjoyment and application to any foul-ass, dimwitted moochers you may have showing up at your front door.

  1. You’re a guest, bring a beverage to share. Don’t walk with yuh two long empty fackin hand. Don’t bring a bottle of cheap ass Spumante or Baby Duck either. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Bring some rum, vodka or a six-pack of beer. Not one can of Crest for yourself, you selfish motherfuck.
  2. If you are going to bring a friend, it would be COMMON COURTESY to let the host know in advance. Don’t show up with somebody that was not invited by the host. One must give the host advance notice if they want outsiders in their humble abode.
  3. If you were not invited, do not try to invite yourself. If the individual wants you there, he or she will invite you.
  4. DO NOT DOUBLE-DIP!!! NUFF SAID!!!
  5. If you must the toilet facilities, be discreet, wash your hands and spray when done. If there’s no spray, light a match, do something.
  6. To follow up the last rule, DO NOT CLOG THE TOILET!!!
  7. Act like you have a home. Don’t be that person trying to stuff their plate with any and everything without consideration for others.
  8. We trying to watch the game, only football talk will be tolerated.
  9. No negative talk about football will be tolerated unless it is hate for a team involved. If you like Hockey, you can choose any non-black establishment in the GTA to watch a game because they’re always showing it.
  10. Ladies, the SuperBowl is NOT THE TIME TO ASK about the rules of the game. I don’t want to hear you ask “What does encroachment mean???”
  11. If you’re only there for the halftime show, go the fuck home.
  12. Three words that shall never be mentioned, “change the channel”
  13. Clean up after yourself, the host took a lot of time preparing or ordering food and making their place available, show some respect.

That right there are some rules. If you follow these rules, you’ll be invited to another party. If not, you’ll be marked whether you like it or not.

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NFL Week 2 Recap

Needless to say this past weekend produced quite a few shockers. I’m actually happy I didn’t make it to the store before 1PM to play my tickets because I would’ve lost… badly.

Chicago 10, Green Bay 23

Both offenses looked horrible in the early going as it was slugfest. Green Bay did do a lot more to win this game. Clay Matthews is a monster. Chicago’s o-line is straight up dirt. As for Jay Cutler, the dude is a bum!!! A BUM I TELL YA!!!

Tampa Bay 34, NY Giants 41

This game disgusts me, I’m sure it’s NOT for the same reason as many of you would think. I’m shocked that Tampa Bay folded like fresh paratha in the fourth quarter. Eli has ice in his veins though and he is clutch.

I will say this, as much as people feel the move of the Tampa defense was “bush league” or dirty. It was neither. The last time I checked, a kneel down is still a play. Players are told to play for sixty minutes, play until the whistle. I like what Schiano did. What was to happen if a team was to do a “kneel down” and the ball is fumbled from the snap, then what??? This is why you don’t give up. Unwritten rule my fucking ass.

Oakland 13, Miami 35

Who cares. NEXT!!!

Cleveland 27, Cincinnati 34

The Browns have the unlucky feat of being in the same division as Pittsburgh, Baltimore and Cincy right now. Trent Richardson can ball. They’re going to need some time… and a lot of luck.

Houston 27, Jacksonville 7

Who needs Mario Williams??? Houston’s defense is on point right now.

Kansas City 17, Buffalo 35

The Chiefs are already looking forward to next year’s draft. As for the Bills, can the real Buffalo Bills please stand up??? They look like a handful when they can score. Yeah right, this is Kansas City bruh.

Baltimore 23, Philadelphia 24

Philly came out flat again and still won. Joe Flacco, you sir are DIRT!!! As for Vick, he’s not going to last the season at this pace. People are hitting up like a pinata.

New Orleans 27, Carolina 35

Saints are 0-2??? WHO DAT???

Arizona 20, New England 18

Shocker of the day. Ruined my ticket… if I had played one. I think the shocker is Gostkowski missing. Oh well. Fuck New England.

Minnesota 20, Indianapolis 23

Andrew Luck… yawn.

Washington 28, St. Louis 31

Deadskin nation has Josh Morgan to thank for this loss. Well… there’s other reasons. I think the bigger loss is Carriker and Orakpo for the season. OUCH!!!

Dallas 7, Seattle 27

Felix “ham hock” Jones needs to shape up or get shipped out. Dallas came out flatter than the chest of a girl who just started puberty. Seattle did bring the hammer, they’re tough at home but damn. Who saw this???

NY Jets 10, Pittsburgh 27

New York Jets are now 1-8 all-time in Pittsburgh. A damn shame. I guess people are calling for Teblow again huh???

Tennessee 10, San Diego 38

It’s going to be a long season for the Titans. As for Chris Johnson, he basically robbed Tennessee, after that extension he signed, he hasn’t done a fucking thing.

Detroit 19, San Francisco 27

I’m worried about Megatron not catching a touchdown pass yet this season. #MaddenCurse

The 49ers is impressing everybody… with their offense.

Denver 21, Atlanta 27

Atlanta came out on fire in the first half and basically held on for the win in fetal position.

A wild and wacky week 2. I need to get a better read on these schizophrenic teams before I throw down some more bets.

NBA 2K13 USA Trailer

I haven’t played the NBA 2K series… EVER. I stick to Madden & FIFA. This shit right here though… I’mma have to jump on this one for real. This trailer pits the Dream against the 2012 USA Men’s team. Awesome trailer, check it yourself!!!

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Notre Dame to the ACC, minus football of course

This does not come as a shocker at all. The evil school from South Bend, Indiana, the Notre Dame Fightin’ Irish is proposing a move to the ACC for all sports except football and hockey. ACC currently does not have any members who field a hockey team. Although they will remain an Independent for football, they will play five games per year versus other ACC opponents. Looks like the ACC is truly the “Beast of the East” with the Big East not saying much. Don’t even think about mentioning the Atlantic 10.

The Irish will have to wait the 27 months to exit the Big East unless they have an option to pay a higher fee and exit earlier.

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NFL Week 1 Recap

The first two weeks of September are among my favourites. My birthday, followed by the start of the NFL season. Along with those comes an increased heart rate, my gambling addiction, among other things.

Anyhow, on to the review.

Dallas 24, New York Giants 17

Dallas has shown a much improved secondary, of course Victor Cruz didn’t help his cause with a case of the “dropsies”, but Brandon Carr looks like a prophet as he did state “there will be no salsa dancing”. The game was not as close as the score indicated but Dallas definitely needs to improve that o-line if they are going places. The Giants secondary has problems. Their young boys got carved up, as did Corey Webster. I think his jock strap is still on the 30-yard line after Ogletree beat him with that double-move. Manning will right the ship, but the secondary needs to step up as well as the defensive pressure. Two sacks by the best defensive line in the league is not going to cut it.

Indianapolis 21, Chicago 41

Welcome to the NFL, Andrew Luck. You really didn’t think you were going to march onto Soldier Field and win did you??? Me neither. As for the Bears offense, Cutler is carrying on like his shit don’t stink. He’s already called out the Packers’ DB’s, telling them “good luck” on Thursday. I don’t know ’bout y’all motherfuckers, but you know where I’mma be at.

Philadelphia 17, Cleveland 16

Vick played like hot shit but Andy Reid did himself no favours with the horrendous play calling. You have a RB averaging 5.5 yards/carry yet you’re throwing 56 times. You’re an idiot. I’m sure Philly won’t play another stinker like that… actually, I’m not. I don’t expect it though. Cleveland… *sigh*, I’m not really fond of your city, God speed.

St. Louis 23, Detroit 27

No Madden Curse yet. We thought it was parlayed over to Stafford but he did bring the team back. Carry on.

Miami 10, Houston 30

Next.

Atlanta 40, Kansas City 24

The Chiefs fought valiantly but without your two best defenders against the Matty Ice and Julio Jones, I called this. I wish I got a chance to draft Julio in fantasy league, but I couldn’t take him over Megatron.

Jacksonville 23, Minnesota 26

Well… somebody had to win. They both still suck.

Washington 40, New Orleans 32

This game butchered my fucking Pro-Line ticket. I expected RGIII to have a good game. I didn’t expect them to hang 40 or New Orleans… at least not without the Saints dropping 50. FUCK!!! I wanna see if this clown can keep this shit up. He has folks in the DMV and elsewhere thinking SuperBowl already, sounds like a Bills fan. SMH, speaking of Bills fans…

Buffalo 28, New York Jets 48

Mark Sanchez really did save his touchdowns for the regular season. I’m claiming Stephen Hill off waivers in my fantasy league, I called this shit at the draft but couldn’t waste a pick on him when I knew he wouldn’t get chosen. Anyhow, the Jets defense is filled with bums, why is CJ Spiller averaging 12.1/carry though???

New England 34, Tennessee 13

Is anybody really surprised here??? I’m not. The only surprise is that a Patriots’ rusher cracked a bill on the ground.

Seattle 16, Arizona 20

Not surprised by the score, I’m more surprised that Kevin Kolb led the Cardinals to victory. Ain’t that a bitch.

San Francisco 30, Green Bay 22

I was impressed, no lie. They walked up in Lambeau like gangbusters and gave it to the Pack. I’d like to see them try that at Lambeau in January though. The way the season has started, they probably won’t have to anyhow.

Carolina 10, Tampa Bay 16

Last year, Carolina ran over the Bucs defense like a two-dollar whore, literally. Let’s just say this season, the Bucs defense put on a chasity belt. Ten yards rushing??? Whole fucking game??? Cam Newton, you sir are DIRT!!!

Pittsburgh 19, Denver 31

Peyton impressed me, I didn’t see this shit coming. Well I did. I think he took a year off because he was bored. Neck surgery my ass. That shit was a hoax. Is it just me, or is Polamalu an average defender now??? He just doesn’t seem to be everywhere like he used to.

Oh yeah… Ed Reed > Troy Polamalu

Hold that!!!

Cincinnati 13, Baltimore 44

A classic case of too many to not enough. I expected the Ravens to win, I didn’t expect them to throw hot coal up Andy Dalton’s ass like that though.

San Diego 22, Oakland 14

Another boring-ass AFC West confrontation. I’m so glad I went to the gym and home. If I went to the bar the only plus would be the wings.

Whether y’all agree or disagree, I couldn’t give a fuck less. I’ll be back with my thoughts on Week 2 tomorrow.

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Raptors fans make the best GM’s…

Every year, it seems the Raptors find a way to fuck up the draft. It wasn’t always like this. The Raptors did draft Stoudamire, McGrady, Carter, Bosh and Camby. But as of the last few years, they haven’t done so well. Some would argue that Colangelo is looking at European players too much. Some would argue that he’s looking at the PAC-10 too much, some would state he just has his head up his ass.

I will admit, the choice of Terrence Ross was a shocker, my cousin was about to drive over to Pearson to welcome Austin Rivers to Toronto, only to find out Ross was chosen. Now, poor Joel is on suicide watch.

The reason why I’m making mention of this post is this. Just because you don’t agree with the pick, does not mean the pick sucks. Face it, being in the East, we usually watch action from the ACC, Big East and Big 10 Conferences. Because Ross played out in Washington, does not mean he can’t ball. I know y’all bammas playing General Managers from your couch are the same ones who thought back in ’95 that the Raptors were dumb for taking Stoudamire over Ed O’Bannon. We know how that one panned out.

Shoutout to Colangelo for the Quincy Acy pick in the second round. For the record though, the Raptors still suck. I have the Raptors winning 25 this season, how much y’all think???

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Is this the Brooklyn Nets new logo???

The Brooklyn-bound New Jersey Nets webpage starts up with a teaser page which shows the outline of a shield with the hashtag under it which states “#helloBrooklyn”.

The organization planned to release the new logo on Monday when the name change becomes official. However, a vindictive dude who works in the IT, or did up until yesterday released on Twitter what the logo will look like. More than likely, this will be the logo. I find it a bit bland. Is the “B” in the basketball really necessary? I’m all for getting rid of the old colours. However, I do think they could’ve done better.

P.S. I’m pretty sure the blue construction tape on the mockup will be removed.

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Finally, Nike has come back to the NFL

Nike has taken over the apparel and equipment contract from Reebok and it couldn’t have come any sooner. I have missed seeing the swoosh on the Dallas Cowboys uniform. To be quite honest, there are only subtle changes made to the uniforms other than style and fitting of the jersey. The exception to the subtle changes is that of the Seattle Seahawks. COT DAMN!!! I admit, I’m loving the uniforms.

I know people were expecting radical things from Nike but that is not necessarily the case… yet. There are a few caveats to keep in mind. One, only the home jerseys were revealed for each team, with the exception of Seattle. With that being said, Nike is definitely holding back on the radical designs possibly for the alternate jersey for each team. Secondly, a team is only allowed to do a major redesign once every five years. Some teams have a bit of time before they can undergo a complete overhaul.

For more info, click on any of the following links below:

ESPN Link
Fox Sports Link
NFL.com Link
Nike on FaceBook

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Stop the Madness

We all know the 2011-12 Kentucky Wildcats are good, damn good at that. They have four players in their starting lineup that we can classify as first-round material, if not the top 15 players in the draft. With that being said, the basketball world is slowly being turned onto a real “fucked up” axis right now. If Kentucky wins, future recruits will stick to powerhouses as they know they can put in their one year with a chance to win it all and bounce. Kentucky has been doing it since the Mafioso weasel Calipari showed up.

With kids going for their mandatory one-year sentence, the quality of College Basketball will decrease because will not get the experience they need playing together and will obviously lack cohesion of teams past. Most of these kids leaving early will not have success in the NBA either. They have talent, but their game will still need polishing and they won’t get the nurturing needed to necessarily help them succeed.

The last thing these kids need is actual proof the system is successful forcing them to forfeit their education for the most part. I’m pretty sure Anthony Davis and Michael Kidd-Gilchrist are declaring for the NBA as of Wednesday. If Kentucky wins, say goodbye to the College game as it will become watching a cheap-ass Atlanta Hawks-Charlotte Bobcats scrimmage. With that being said, GO LOUISVILLE or Kansas for that matter.

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Dirtsman of the Week… Two-for-one Special!!!

A lot of bullshit happened this week. It’s stuff we gotta deal with everyday, such is life. Getting caught up on the follies of idiots around the world, there’s plenty I can pick out. I have two that stand out. That’s a lie, but we’ll keep it to two.

First up, whoever this guy is… makes Vlade Divac look like a Saint. This is has to be the worst flop I have ever seen in my life, regardless of sport. Shit like this is the main reason why I can’t stand sports. People faking injuries. If you’re going to fake an injury, don’t make it so blatantly obvious. You sir, are an assclown.

Second, and absolutely deserving of a beatdown of biblical proportions is this assclown we know as Geraldo Rivera, who wrote on Twitter, “His hoodie killed Trayvon Martin as surely as George Zimmerman.” You have got to be fucking kidding me. A kid is dead because he decided to wear a hooded sweater??? Since when is a “hoodie” considered an illegal garment??? I would like to know. A kid in a hooded sweater walking down the street with iced tea and skittles in his hand does not need to be approached by some Casey Jones wannabe because they want to know where he’s going. That is none of his damn business. I can go on about this but I can’t. Geraldo is straight up dirt, a true dirtsman. The comment I quoted him saying is actually in the video link below.

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